All of you have at one point thought about going to school naked. Don’t try to deny it

I wish the word “mansplain” was a physical object so I could set fire to it

It seems like everyone has a gross fetish these days. No one wants to have a normal sex these days. Shame, really

wow! something even more worse than acta just leaked. according to Sectional Housing of Unauthorized Thinking and Unintended Pillaging,now it’s copyright infringement to THINK about a copyrighted work without express permission!! don’t worry though, I made this cute little petition on freepolls.org, hopefully obama will see it !

whenever i lose a follower i always check to make sure it isn’t anyone i care about 

why would you put “able-bodied” in your about me section

god forbid you tell us something interesting about yourself, no no no just tell us about your sexual orientation and stuff that’s what makes your personality and interests

have you ever noticed that disney movies are freaking MISOGYNIST?? let me explain in further detail—— cough cough cough oh sorry i literally just spat up a gallon of diarrhea 

when the freaking heck is guided by voices going on tour come ooooooooon

Wait.. is this guy serious? They can’t REALLY ban the internet, that’s so destructive in so many ways. Think about how much of our society revolves around the internet, they can’t suddenly make it illegal without causing mass chaos. And “voting in secret”? Um, I’m almost certain there’s some sort of law against that. I want to say this post is a troll, but I can’t really be too sure…….